Great Evil Beards Of Our Time

DreamWeaver · 05-09-2006, 11:27 AM

Following a request by Animal_Mutha, we answer one of Life's most deep, telling and controversial questions. Something that philosophers have agonized over for years without success, and that poets, playwrights, yea, even geniuses have struggled with throughout time.

Simply put...

Who has the world's most evil beard, and why?

Comic book / movie characters permitted. Also note that the person attached to the beard doesn't necessarily have to be evil of themselves.

Let the debate begin...

Fury_BoB_Doc · 05-09-2006, 12:01 PM

Brian Blessed.......(spelling?)

Animal_Mutha_EU · 05-09-2006, 12:07 PM

This link is sooo scary it should come with a health warning.

Those with a weak disposition should look away.

FrIce · 05-09-2006, 12:08 PM

This guy - clicky

Dead Calm · 05-09-2006, 12:13 PM

I shall ponder this question and come back with a suitable response, but in the mean time, here is a fact to keep you amused.

I once made a list of all the reasons why I have a goatee. Number two on that list was, "If I meet a version of me from another dimension, I will be the evil one, therefore he should be a generally all right kind of guy, who will probably offer to buy me beer".

True fact, that.

Fire_Guardian_EU · 05-09-2006, 12:17 PM

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I shall ponder this question and come back with a suitable response, but in the mean time, here is a fact to keep you amused.

I once made a list of all the reasons why I have a goatee. Number two on that list was, "If I meet a version of me from another dimension, I will be the evil one, therefore he should be a generally all right kind of guy, who will probably offer to buy me beer".

True fact, that.

Yes, but using that logic, an 'evil version' of you would more than likely shave, in order to do undetected. That means he could pose as you, and have you locked away for scientific experiments. Oddly enough, that story reminded me of a time I tried to convince a set of twins I used to work with that one of them should grow a goatee, just for Halloween.

Carnifax · 05-09-2006, 12:20 PM

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I shall ponder this question and come back with a suitable response, but in the mean time, here is a fact to keep you amused.

I once made a list of all the reasons why I have a goatee. Number two on that list was, "If I meet a version of me from another dimension, I will be the evil one, therefore he should be a generally all right kind of guy, who will probably offer to buy me beer".

True fact, that.

What was the #1 reason so?

Mine was simple. I actually look a bit like Rowan Aktinson. So I figured if I've gotta look like him I may as well look like the semi-attractive one from Blackadder II. (hence my vigorous defense of him in the Battle o the beards thread)

So BL2 gets my vote

Animal_Mutha_EU · 05-09-2006, 12:21 PM

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I tried to convince a set of twins I used to work with that one of them should grow a goatee, just for Halloween.

Male or Female? If they were girls Halloween might have been too close a deadline.

Edit: Can females have beards in the CoX character builder? If not, why not? Sexist that.

Dead Calm · 05-09-2006, 12:23 PM

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What was the #1 reason so?

I'm terribly, terribly lazy, but look exactly like my dad if I grow a full beard.

MisterJ · 05-09-2006, 03:28 PM

To make this even close to being on topic i give you a great beardy type clicky

MJ

Silver_Weasel · 05-09-2006, 04:49 PM

Mine. Purely due to the fact it keeps growing and shaving at 6am whilst still asleep always leaves me with a bleeding neck.

Silver_Weasel · 05-09-2006, 04:51 PM

And of course this needs re-linking

Mongoose_EU · 05-09-2006, 05:02 PM

pity these guys dont count

Golden Girl · 05-09-2006, 05:18 PM

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And of course this needs re-linking

Wonder if TC would sue...

Silver_Weasel · 05-09-2006, 05:25 PM

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And of course this needs re-linking

Wonder if TC would sue...

Not if he's using Dibble's phone...

Golden Girl · 05-09-2006, 06:08 PM

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And of course this needs re-linking

Wonder if TC would sue...

Not if he's using Dibble's phone...

He's using Choo Choo's mobile, so the question still stands

Fire_Guardian_EU · 05-09-2006, 08:08 PM

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Male or Female? If they were girls Halloween might have been too close a deadline.

Both male. The Cherry twins, Graham and Neil. The only female twins I knew were two girls I went to college with, Emily and Michelle Cardno. Oddly enough, Emily now works as a presenter for The Disney Channel...and yet, she can't get me copies of the Kim Possible DVDs.

Duckdee · 05-10-2006, 07:58 AM

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And of course this needs re-linking

That is so cool!

Bewilderer · 05-10-2006, 08:21 AM

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And of course this needs re-linking

haha, i was gonna post that.

Thunder_Frog · 05-12-2006, 07:15 PM

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Brian Blessed

05-09-2006, 12:01 PM	#2
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Animal_Mutha_EU Legend Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Looking for Love Posts: 2,508	Re: Great Evil Beards Of Our Time This link is sooo scary it should come with a health warning. Those with a weak disposition should look away. __________________ 2000+ Poster. 99% [censored].

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05-09-2006, 12:13 PM	#5
Dead Calm Legend Join Date: May 2005 Location: London Posts: 2,256	Re: Great Evil Beards Of Our Time I shall ponder this question and come back with a suitable response, but in the mean time, here is a fact to keep you amused. I once made a list of all the reasons why I have a goatee. Number two on that list was, "If I meet a version of me from another dimension, I will be the evil one, therefore he should be a generally all right kind of guy, who will probably offer to buy me beer". True fact, that. __________________ Dead Calm's Defender Manifesto

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05-09-2006, 11:27 AM	#1
DreamWeaver Renowned Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Southwest Of Disorder Posts: 6,102	Great Evil Beards Of Our Time Following a request by Animal_Mutha, we answer one of Life's most deep, telling and controversial questions. Something that philosophers have agonized over for years without success, and that poets, playwrights, yea, even geniuses have struggled with throughout time. Simply put... Who has the world's most evil beard, and why? Comic book / movie characters permitted. Also note that the person attached to the beard doesn't necessarily have to be evil of themselves. Let the debate begin... __________________ Is it time for the dance of joy yet?

05-09-2006, 04:49 PM	#11
Silver_Weasel Forum Cartel Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: I R On ur forum Posts: 10,510	Re: Great Evil Beards Of Our Time Mine. Purely due to the fact it keeps growing and shaving at 6am whilst still asleep always leaves me with a bleeding neck. __________________ Script Frenzy starts July 1st. Chuck Norris is true for all values of x.

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