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UPWARD
05-20-2009, 09:09 AM
Lusca (http://paragonwiki.com/wiki/Lusca) is Co-staring in an upcoming Giant Monster Movie (http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810073256/video/13484452) . I hope this doesn't interfere with any Paragon contracted appearances.

Plyxx
05-20-2009, 09:40 AM
Thats a movie you don't need to buy snacks for,the cheese just oozes off the screen.

VA_Belle
05-20-2009, 10:05 AM
Coming to a Long John Silver's near you this Friday... ;)

Kazuo_Kiriyama
05-20-2009, 10:39 AM
...Thrilla in Manila?

I'm done...

Khenal_Baroney
05-20-2009, 11:01 AM
There....There are simply no words for how horrible that movie looks.

LtZerge
05-20-2009, 11:03 AM
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Aett_Thorn
05-20-2009, 11:21 AM
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Yet, I feel the need to go and see it. Somebody save me from myself!

Starsman
05-20-2009, 11:33 AM
We are dealing with a menace...

Fulmens
05-20-2009, 11:39 AM
My head. My whole head.

Socorro
05-20-2009, 01:26 PM
So this is what happened to Debbie Gibson...

Black_kaos
05-20-2009, 01:33 PM
LOL!!!! I cannot wait to see this!!!!!!! I love these cheesy "Direct to Bargain Basement DVD Bin" movies. They're so bad yet are way more enjoyable than the multi-million dollar garbage Hollywood passes off as good cinema eery year. Thanx for the heads-up.

IronYeti
05-20-2009, 01:47 PM
Thankfully the trailer doesn't spoil the great climax, where the Mega Shark uses its patron power, Tsunami-Force Chum Spray, to take out the entire city of Manila.

Lusca may be starring, but Captain Mako was a technical consultant.

VA_Belle
05-20-2009, 04:16 PM
This is a movie which begs for Mike, Joel, Servo, Crow, and Gypsy. :eek:

Schismatrix
05-20-2009, 06:12 PM
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Yet, I feel the need to go and see it. Somebody save me from myself!

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i saw this last week. (The trailer that is.) i will almost certainly watch this when it comes to DVD.

On a related note i recently acquired four of the early Gamera movies. (Gamera the Invincible, Gamera vs. Gaos, Gamera Strikes Back and Destroy All Planets. :eek:) i honestly think the old rubber suit movies have more charm than horrible CGI. OTOH, some of the newer films that combine mechanical effects work with digital effects have been brilliant. (IMO of course.)

Twisted Toon
05-20-2009, 08:22 PM
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There....There are simply no words for how horrible that movie looks.

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Yet, I feel the need to go and see it. Somebody save me from myself!

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I would, but I'm in the same situation...

Wingtip
05-21-2009, 04:33 AM
There's only one thing I don't understand. How is Stephen Baldwin not in this movie?

Prof_Backfire
05-21-2009, 06:50 AM
It delivers what it promises.

Jagged
05-21-2009, 07:10 AM
Twice (https://boards.cityofheroes.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Board=comics&Number=13476012) Scooped (http://boards.cityofheroes.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=13493385)

Still, looks like a hilarious beer movie :)

Fulmens
05-21-2009, 08:04 AM
I don't think this is going to make the So Bad It's Good cutoff.

I have seen Fantasy Mission Force and you, sir, are no Fantasy Mission Force.

UPWARD
05-21-2009, 08:18 AM
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Twice (https://boards.cityofheroes.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Board=comics&Number=13476012) Scooped (http://boards.cityofheroes.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=13493385)

Still, looks like a hilarious beer movie :)

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Props to those who saw this Trailer first.

Posted under Comics and Hero/Villain Culture. Under these misleading forum titles. :eek:
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Lorenzo Lamas! Debbie Gibson! Giant shark! Title By Great_Beyond posted May 12 2009
Best movie ever Title by LaserJudas posted May 15 2009
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I posted it as soon as I finished watching it.
I have Just realized I did not place it in City Life General Discussion :)
<<<The Forum-Fu is weak in this one.
Sorry about that, that is where it was intended, Because it was for fun, Because There Is No FORCE OF NATURE Forum :p

Stealth_Bomber
05-21-2009, 02:43 PM
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This is a movie which begs for Mike, Joel, Servo, Crow, and Gypsy. :eek:

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My thoughts exactly. The producers of this movie should just send MST3K the digital master now to save time.

Calash
05-22-2009, 07:24 AM
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So this is what happened to Debbie Gibson...

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I loled myself. Anybody got a wetnap?

NeoSporin
05-22-2009, 10:35 AM
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Yet, I feel the need to go and see it. Somebody save me from myself!

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Don't do eet man! That's Lorenzo Lamas in there!! Save yer monies!! Save it!!

NeoSporin
05-22-2009, 10:41 AM
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Lusca (http://paragonwiki.com/wiki/Lusca) is Co-staring in an upcoming Giant Monster Movie (http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810073256/video/13484452) . I hope this doesn't interfere with any Paragon contracted appearances.

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I can't believe the producers of this movie neglected to put frickin' lasers on the giant sharks head! :mad:

GGG247
05-22-2009, 11:50 AM
Wow, that's looks terrible! And Lorenzo Lamas usually only does quality pictures, too. ;)

Bubblerella
05-22-2009, 12:44 PM
lol, it's like that bad accident you drive by but you have to look anyway! Gonna have to watch this at least once :p

Comicsluvr
05-22-2009, 01:26 PM
My family and I watch these, turn the volume down and then MST3K them. Works great for silent flicks too. Usually MUCH funnier than what's going on...

VA_Belle
05-22-2009, 08:31 PM
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Lusca (http://paragonwiki.com/wiki/Lusca) is Co-staring in an upcoming Giant Monster Movie (http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810073256/video/13484452) . I hope this doesn't interfere with any Paragon contracted appearances.

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I can't believe the producers of this movie neglected to put frickin' lasers on the giant sharks head! :mad:

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Add Richard Basehart, and you've got an Irwin Allen blockbuster. :)

Prof_Backfire
05-22-2009, 08:56 PM
Let's face it, nowhere else are you going to see a guy look out the window of a plane into a shark's jaw.

Dimeter
05-23-2009, 03:23 AM
WOW. I just had to post and say that I lol'd for about 10 minutes straight after seeing that trailer. It looks exactly like one of those horrible sci-fi channel original movies. Thrilla in Manilla, bwahahaha.

Clave_Dark_5
05-23-2009, 08:30 AM
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LOL!!!! I cannot wait to see this!!!!!!! I love these cheesy "Direct to Bargain Basement DVD Bin" movies. They're so bad yet are way more enjoyable than the multi-million dollar garbage Hollywood passes off as good cinema eery year. Thanx for the heads-up.

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This. And that CGI looks so bad too.

Tormentoso
05-23-2009, 11:17 AM
As bad as it looks, the tentacle knocking a jet out of the air, and the shark jumping to eat a plane were pretty bad arsh.

Kitsune9tails
05-23-2009, 11:35 AM
This looks AWESOME!